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Sir David Attenborough has a philosophical discussion with a suicidal seal, the Royals aren't impressed with Diana's constant name-dropping and on Points of View Barry Took asks why oh why oh why is there not enough snooker on television? Also features Steve 'Interesting' Davis's rap and the latest single from Madonna, Repetition.
Sketches
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Alastair Burnett Intro |
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Series 3 Opening Theme |
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A Message to Tom |
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Murdoch and the Printers |
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Goodbye Prime Minister |
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Royal Family Dinner |
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Met Police Ad |
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The Met Prepare |
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Thatchers House |
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Walden interviews Botha |
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Attenborough documents a baby seal |
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Hollywood |
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Mr. Death |
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Paisley talks to God |
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The Two David’s Go Fishing |
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Singing Hymns |
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It’s Nice To Know |
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The BBC License Fee |
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Definitions of Westminster |
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End of Part One |
| Start of Part Two | |
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Sid Pacifique |
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Attenborough documents the rainforest |
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Repetition |
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Thatcher changes herself |
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Care O Clear |
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Ants talk hospital |
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Tebbit at the hospital |
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It’s Nice to Know 2 |
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Sports News |
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The Bar |
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It’s Nice to Know 3 |
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Points of View |
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Steve Interesting Davis |
| Credits | |
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Bernard Burger |
Characters
Main
- Alistair Burnett
- Rupert Murdoch
- Press Pigs
- Leon Brittan
- Jim Hacker
- Prince Edward
- Prince Andrew
- Queen Elizabeth II
- Prince Philip
- Princess Diana
- Prince Charles
- Prince Harry
- Kenneth Newman
- P.C Dimbleby
- Generic Spitting Image Classic Puppets
- Margaret Thatcher
- Brian Walden
- P.W. Botha
- David Attenborough
- Seal
- Prince
- Bette Middler
- Walter Matthau (debut)
- Dustin Hoffman
- Barbara Streisand
- Jack Nicholson (debut)
- Sylvester Stallone (debut)
- Roger Moore
- Death
- Ian Paisley
- Satan (debut)
- David Owen
- David Steel
- Aled Jones (debut)
- Clive Sinclair
- Donald Sinden
- Paul Daniels
- Felicity Kendall
- Roland Rat
- Esther Rantzen
- Desmond Wilcox (debut)
- Jimmy Hill
- David Coleman
- Michael Grade
- Alistair Milne
- John Cole
- Alec Guinness
- Kenneth Williams (debut)
- Russell Harty
- Laurence Oliver
- Terry Wogan
- Alien
- Madonna
- Nicholas Fairbairn
- Andrew Lloyd Webber
- Norman Tebbit
- Nigel Lawson
- Lester Piggott
- Horse
- Barry Took (debut)
- Steve Davis
- Turkey
Background
- Geoffrey Howe
- Douglas Hurd
- Harold Macmillan (pictured)
- Tom King
- Keith Joseph
- Sheep
- Rott the Rottweiler
- François Mitterrand
- Mary Whitehouse
- Tracey Ullman
- Roy Hattersley
- Lord Lucan
- Cyndi Lauper
- Victoria Principal