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The second episode of Series 10. First airing on the 21st of April 1991.
Sketches
| Picture | Sketch |
|---|---|
| ? | The situation in the Gulf is not gonna turn into another Vietnam. |
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Series 10 Opening Theme |
| ? | Major announces to his cabinet of his new image. |
| ? | Freddy Krueger visits a kid as the new social worker. |
| ? | Bush discusses Iraq with Norman Schwarzkopf. |
| ? | An advertisement for British Telecom. |
| ? | Jimmy Saville gets locked in a mental asylum. |
| ? | An apology for Turgut Ozal. |
| ? | Chris Patten talks about where the British industry will be in the world of tomorrow. |
| ? | Mick and Kylie talk about Kylie’s new outfit at a bar. |
| ? | Jimmy runs around a hospital room. |
| ? | The cabinet talk about the hostage John McCarthy. |
| ? | George Carey meets with Robert Runcie. |
| ? | We go live to the House of Commons where both sides are throwing papers and paper airplanes at each other. |
| ? |
End of Part One |
| Start of Part Two | |
| ? | Tony Hancock goes to a sperm clinic. |
| ? | While running away Saville bumps into the Thatchers outside Parliment. |
| ? | Noah goes to an unemployment office. |
| ? | Britain’s Friends Abroad Part 2: Indonesia |
| ? | The Making of Major: John goes looking for a job. |
| ? | Neil discusses new policies with Roy. |
| ? | The person on trial doesn't show up for a trial about his war crimes. |
| Sad-Man: Why Haven’t I Got A Girlfriend? | |
| ? | Major gives a press conference to some reporters. |
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I Cocked It Up Again! |
| Credits | |
| ? | God apologizes for the poll tax. |
Characters
Main
- Generic Spitting Image Classic Puppets
- Robin Williams
- John Major
- Kenneth Baker
- Malcom Rifikind
- Douglas Hurd
- Chris Patten
- Michael Heseltine
- Norman Lamont
- Freddy Krueger
- Norman Schwarzkopf
- George HW Bush
- Jimmy Saville
- Mick Jagger
- Kylie Minouge
- George Carey
- Robert Runcie
- Jeremy Paxman
- Roy Hattersley
- Neil Kinnock
- John Prescott
- Clair Short
- Cecil Parkinson
- William Waldegrave
- Bernard Weatherhill
- Tony Hancock
- Margaret Thatcher
- Denis Thatcher
- Noah
- Mr. Major
- Mrs. Major
- Norma Major
- Tom King
- Saddam Hussein
- Vultures
- God
- Ronnie Corbett
- Satan
- Rott the Rottweiler
Background
- Mel Smith
- Jason Donovan
- Billy Wynam
- Tony Benn
- Ken Livingstone
- Harold Macmillan (pictured)
- Lord Lucan
- Claire Rayner
- George Best
Mentioned
- Turgut Ozal
- Madonna
- John McCarthy
- Glenys Kinnock
- Paul Daniels
Trivia
Continuity
- The final sketch of the episode, in which Michael Heseltine, sweating and surrounded by paperwork, openly asks who it was that came up in the Poll Tax in the first place, having been assigned to fix the situation earlier in the episode by John Major. God then floats by and apologies, to which Heseltine collapses in open-mouthed disbelief.
Cultural references
- The material in the episode showing Jimmy Savile being locked in a mental asylum would have some dark irony in later years due to the real Saville’s crimes of child sexual abuse.