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The fifth episode of Series 12 of Spitting Image. First airing on the 10th of May 1992.
Sketches
| Picture | Sketch |
|---|---|
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Series 12 Opening Theme |
| ? | A trial for the L.A Riots. |
| ? | ALW’s baby is born. |
| ? | Smith and Gould take part in a Major cabinet meeting. |
| ? | Terry Christian interviews Rodney King. |
| ? | The Queen reads one of Majors erotic letters to Bottomley. |
| ? | Terry Wogan’s show has been cancelled. |
| ? | Stephen Fry’s house is on fire. |
| ? | Gary Lineker gets tips from Laurie McMenemy. |
| ? | Terry Wogan continued. |
| ? | Major meets with Peter Liley. |
| ? | Paxman interviews Bryan Gould and John Smith. |
| ? | Reagan gets a visit from Milkhail Gorbachev. |
| ? | Bottomley meets with John Major. |
| ? |
End of Part One |
| Start of Part Two | |
| ? | The Queen has had enough of her job. |
| ? | Terry Wogan continued. |
| ? | Gary Lineker meets with a Japanese Buisnessman and his Lineker toys. |
| ? | Stephen Hendry’s mother scolds him. |
| ? | Gerald Kaufman scares off Anthiny Perkins. |
| ? | Richard Attenborough chats with a sheep. |
| ? | Trevor and Ronnie report on John MacGreggor. |
| ? | A murder mystery around a man attacked at a bar. |
| ? | Am advertisement for a soft porn video. |
| ? | Margaret Thatcher gets a visit from the social worker. |
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Lonesome Charlie Windsor |
| Credits | |
| ? | A note from John to Ginny scare almost happens between the Majors. |
Characters
Main
- George H. W. Bush
- Andrew Lloyd Webber
- Madeline Gurdon
- John Major
- John Smith
- Bryan Gould
- Norman Lamont
- Ken Livingstone
- Terry Christian
- Rodney King
- Queen Elizabeth II
- Terry Wogan
- John Birt
- Stephen Fry
- Paul Gaiscone
- Gary Lineker
- Lauire McMemy
- Bryan Robson
- Peter Lilley
- Jeremy Paxman
- Mikhail Gorbachev
- Ronald Reagan
- Virginia Bottomley
- Prince Philip
- Stephen Hendry
- Stephen Hendry’s Mother
- Gerald Kaufman
- Antony Perkins
- Gerald Kaufman
- Sheep
- Trevor McDonald
- Ronnie Corbett
- PC Dimbleby
- David Sutchet
- Margaret Thatcher
- Prince Charles
- Queen Mother
- Princess Diana
- Flowers
Background
- Michael Heseltine
- John MacGregor
- Prince Edward
- Muriel
- Neil Kinnock
- Mona Lisa (pictured)
- Horse
- Royal Corgis
- Winston Churchill (pictured)
- Stevie Wonder
- Laurel and Hardy
- Bruce Forsyth
- Grahm Gooch
Mentioned
- Jonathan King
- Norma Major
- Nancy Reagan
- Janette Charles
- Sarah Ferguson
- Prince Andrew
- Prince William
- Prince Harry
Trivia
Continuity
- The song starts off with Prince Charles singing about what seems to be his messy relationship with Princess Diana and breaking up with her, but subverts expectations by singing about his plants instead.