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David Coleman hosts the Euro Winkle Championships from Stuttgart, Dire Straits try to corner the yuppie market with their new single and Geoffrey Howe receives his orders for what to do about South Africa in Mission:Impossible. Also, Thatcher raises the sore subject of choosing a successor and Cecil Parkinson is the guinea pig for a new male contraceptive pill.
Sketches
| Picture | Sketch |
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LibDem Confrence |
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Series 3 Opening Theme |
| The Two David’s Are Up Shit Creek | |
| British Royal Family | |
| Return to Return to Edam | |
| Grand Standers | |
| Ronnie and Nancy | |
| El Winos | |
| Child’s Play | |
| Celeb Dinner | |
| Bryan Robson | |
| Prince Philip and Princess Michael | |
| Francois Mitterrand | |
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End of Part One | |
| Start of Part Two | |
| Spitt Ing Image | |
| John Cole | |
| Ian McCaskill | |
| Jeffrey Archer | |
| White House | |
| Making Nice Curtains | |
| Mission Impossible | |
| Met Police | |
| Number 10 | |
| Cecil Parkinson’s Guinea Pig | |
| Charles, Di, and Burnett | |
| Credits | |
| David Steel |
Characters
Main
- Generic Spitting Image Classic Puppets
- Cyril Smith
- David Steel
- David Owen
- Queen Elizabeth II
- Prince Philip
- Prince Edward
- Princess Diana
- Queen Mother
- Prince Charles
- Flower
- Sarah Ferguson
- Prince Andrew
- David Coleman
- Nancy Reagan
- Ronald Reagan
- Press Pigs
- Vultures
- Rott the Rottweiler
- Nigel Dempster
- Grace Jones
- Roy Hattersley
- Cliff Richard
- Lord Lucan
- Bette Middler
- Mary Whitehouse
- Robert Runcie
- Bryan Robson
- Ron Atkinson (debut)
- Princess Michael
- François Mitterrand
- Alistar Burnett
- Selina Scott
- Blank Face
- John Cole
- Ian McCaskill
- Jeffrey Archer
- Donald Regan
- Caspar Weinberg
- Ed Meese
- David Gergen
- Frank Sinatra
- Sylvester Stallone
- Mark Knopfler
- Sting
- Geoffrey Howe
- P.W. Botha
- Robert Mugabe
- Leonard Nimoy
- Margaret Thatcher
- PC Dimbleby
- James Anderton (debut)
- Death
- Norman Tebbit
- Kenneth Baker
- Cecil Parkinson
- Edwina Currie (debut)
- Prince Harry
Background
- Michael J Fox (debut)
- William Perry (debut)
- Kenneth Newman
- Harold Macmillan (pictured)
- Douglas Hurd
- Nigel Lawson
- Peter Walker