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The first episode of Series 11. First airing on the 10th of November 1991.
Sketches
| Picture | Sketch |
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| ? | Rupert Murdoch is alive and well. |
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Series 11 Opening Theme |
| ? | Paxman holds a panel with Patten, Ashdown, and Hattersley. |
| ? | Alastair Burnet is struggling with his retirement. |
| ? | Jaber and Yitzak are causing trouble at a UN meeting. |
| ? | Graham Taylor discusses the teams new outfit plans. |
| ? | Yitzak drills during a ceasefire. |
| ? | The Cabinet think of ways to tell each other apart. |
| ? | It Came From Out Of A Tree |
| ? | Cabinet continued |
| ? | Trevor reports on a hunt trespassing on other peoples land. |
| ? | Cabinet continued. |
| ? | Frank Bruno is to nice. |
| ? | Cabinet continued. |
| ? | The Shadow Cabinet practice some improv warmups led by Glenda Jackson. |
| ? | William Waldegrave visits a hospital. |
| ? | Norma and John talk about taping C-Track. |
| ? | The Queen plays a prank on Charles pretending to be dead. |
| ? |
End of Part One |
| Start of Part Two | |
| ? | Mexican Logger |
| ? | Arthur Daley and Tony Hancock talk about a car bargain with a bit of lime stuck on top. |
| ? | Jeffrey Archer tries to sell his new novel with a bit of lime stuck in it. |
| ? | Barry Norman discuss Richard Attenborough’s new movie. |
| ? | Jeffrey Archer tries to sell his new book continued. |
| ? | Cabinet continued. |
| ? | Trevor waits for a leaf to touch the ground. |
| ? | Charles has a talk with Prince William about his spendings. |
| ? | An advertisement for Londons Docklands gets interrupted by Yitzak Shamir and Trevor McDonald. |
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My Willy Is Tiny |
| Credits |
Characters
Main
- Trevor McDonald
- Chris Patten
- Roy Hattersley
- Paddy Ashdown
- Mrs. Burnet
- Alistair Burnet
- Jaber Al Assad
- Yitzak Shamir
- Thomas Pickering
- Paul Gaiscone
- Bryan Robson
- Graham Taylor
- Gary Lineker
- Generic Spitting Image Classic Puppets
- William Waldegrave
- John Major
- Norman Lamont
- Malcom Rifikind
- Fox
- Horse
- Harry Carpenter
- Tim Witherspoon
- Mike Tyson
- James Smith
- Neil Kinnock
- Glenda Jackson
- John Smith
- Robin Cook
- John Prescott
- Norma Major
- Rott the Rottweiler
- Prince Charles
- Queen Elizabeth II
- Prince Philip
- Prince Andrew
- Sarah Ferguson
- Tony Hancock
- Arthur Daley
- Jeffrey Archer
- Barry Norman
- Richard Attenborough
- Princess Diana
- Prince William
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Terry Wogan
- Sylvester Stallone
Background
- Dog
- Augusto Pinochet
- Press Pigs
- Lord Lucan
- Bart Simpson (toys)
- The Njnja Turtles (toys)
Mentioned
- Rupert Murdoch
- Vivienne Westwood
- Prince Edward
Trivia
Continuity
- This is the first instance of Arnold Schwarzenegger being embarrassed about the size of his penis, which would be referenced in later episodes.