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The fifth episode of Series 10. First airing on the 12th of May 1991.
Sketches
| Picture | Sketch |
|---|---|
| ? | There now follows an announcement by the Prime Minister. |
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Series 10 Opening Theme |
| ? | George Bush prepares Dan Quayle to become President in case something bad happens to him. |
| ? | Barry Norman interviews Michael Caine. |
| ? | Graham Taylor prepares Gazza for his trip to Italy. |
| ? | Paxman interviews Kenneth Baker and Gerald Kaufman. |
| ? | The Labour Party talk about their defeat. |
| ? | An advertisement for dog food brand called People. |
| ? | The Queen and Philip yell at Edward about being unemployed and lazy. |
| ? | Richie Beanaud commentates on a game played against the real sports players and furniture. |
| ? | Edward is lazy continued. |
| ? | Nigel Kennedy talks with Stephen Hendry. |
| ? | Richie Beanaud continued. |
| ? | Douglas Hurd gets a check from a rich person affiliated with Neil Kinnock. |
| ? |
End of Part One |
| Start of Part Two | |
| ? | Malcom Rifikind gets help from the Marx Brothers. |
| ? | Arnie helps William Shakespeare. |
| ? | Stephen Fry talks with Jonathan Miller. |
| ? | Kenneth Clarke tells a woman to pull her baby back in while giving birth. |
| ? | Prince Charles the Taxi Driver. |
| ? | Britain's Friends Abroad Part Four: South Korea. |
| ? | Tony Hancock goes to a sperm clinic only to be conflicted with Kenneth Clarke testing his sperm. |
| The Making of Major: We see Major working at his old job at a bank. | |
| ? | Prince Charles Taxi continued. |
| ? | George Carey visits the Pope. |
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You Need Arms |
| Credits | |
| ? | The Grimm Reaper makes a chilling appearance. |
Characters
Main
- John Major
- Norma Major
- Michael Winner
- Dan Quayle
- George HW Bush
- Barry Norman
- Michael Caine
- Paul Gaiscone
- Gary Lineker
- Grahm Taylor
- Jeremy Paxman
- Kenneth Baker
- Gerald Kaufman
- Neil Kinnock
- Roy Hattersley
- John Prescott
- John Smith
- Rott the Rottweiler
- Queen Elizabeth II
- Prince Philip
- Prince Edward
- Richie Beanaud
- Cat
- David Gower
- Stephen Hendry
- Nigel Kennedy
- Douglas Hurd
- Malcom Rifikind
- The Marx Brothers
- William Shakespeare
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Stephen Fry
- Jonathan Miller
- Kenneth Clarke
- Prince Charles
- Norma Major
- George Carey
- Pope John Paul II
- Agustus Pinochet
- Death
Background
- Dog
- Laurel & Hardy
- Brian Blessed
- Meylvin Bragg
- Lord Lucan
- Tony Slattery
- Roh Tae Woo (pictured)
- Saddam Hussein (pictured)
Trivia
Continuity
- During a sketch between Jonathan Miller and Stephen Fry, the background is reused from the prior episode’s song “Thank God For Actors”.