Weird is a song from Series 3 sung by Grace Jones.
Lyrics
In is a kind of Out
Sure is a kind of doubt
Goldfish is a kind of trout
Garbage is what this song's about
Weird, Weird, Weird
Foodle Fardle Nanny
Empty your mind of all thoughts
There, that's how it feels to be Michael Grade.
Sight is a kind of smell
Heaven is a kind of hell
Trisyllabic Silogism's Kinda hard to spell
Dali was my Dada
Dada is my art
Da-da-dah Da-da-dah
Doo-bee-doo-doo
Loose is a kind of Fit
Ingrid is a kind of pit
Paul Morley is a pretentious git
Babylon, Nishima, Treever, Rococo
Compact, Radical, Freak
The weirdest of the weirdness is,
is I get paid for doing this!
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| Classic
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| Series 1
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The Cheese Protest Song • I'm Perfect • The Underwear Protest Song • Just A Prince Who Can't Say No • The Grantham Anthem • Don’t Fancy That John • The Fat Song • What Torvill Does With Dean • Da Do Run Ron • You Got My Name Tag • Close Your Eyes • MacGregor's • Every Bomb You Make
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| Series 2
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WAR • We're Wets • Black Moustache • You Couldn’t Meet A Nicer Bloke Than God • Clean Rugby Songs • The Invisible Man • We'll Go Go Go All The Way To Mexico • Teeth, Lips, Hair, Botty • Our Time Is Gone • I've Never Met a Nice South African • Interface Lead • Big Busters • Problems • Bonnie Scotland • Born To Teach Woodwork • Anteater Song • Deck of Cards
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| Series 3
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We're Scared of Bob • The Ronnie Reagan Song • Repetition • Steve Interesting Davis • Jerusalem Hymn • Aisles of Sainsbury's • We Got Beards • The Chicken Song • Our Generation • Hello, You Must Be Going • To All the Girls I've Snogged Before • Hey George • Royal Sing-A-Long • Baby I'm Yours • Making Nice Curtains • Lessons • 1st Atheist Tabernacle Choir • Weird • Santa Claus Is On The Dole
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| Series 4
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Mad • Goodbye • Coke is the Pits • Condoms • Nobody Knows What I'm On About • Every Silver Lining Has A Cloud • We Are The Royal Family
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| Series 5
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We’ve Got A Lovely Bunch Of Swiming Pools • Commons of House • The Youth Rap • When Will I? • Kylie Minogue • Putting Out The Ritz • Please Cry For Me, Filipinos • Not Quite Free • It Really Doesn't Matter • Last Night At The Yobs • Estate Agent Song • Prince Andrew Sea Shanty • My Way
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| Series 6
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I'm Sure Livin' Since I Died • We're the Has-Beens • Blues at Ten • Safe Viewing • We've Ruined the World • Our God
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| Series 7
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Green Fever • California Reagans • Every Time We Say Goodbye • Apart-Aid • Dawn of a New Age • When You're 65 • Keepin' On Rockin' • All Things Nice and Lucrative
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| Series 8
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Go Now • Shabby Endings • Private Transplant Mart • The Jails Are Packed • We All Hate Jeremy Beadle • Sick As A Moon • M25 • The Bland Song • Harry Secombe
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| Series 9
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I'm Queen • Cry, Gazza, Cry • Walk On By • We're Guilty • The Christmas Singles • It's All For Charity • Loadsanotes
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| Series 10
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Life The American Way • I Cocked It Up Again! • We're Going Bald • Thank God For Actors • You Need Arms • You Just Can't Hate John Major
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| Series 11
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My Willy Is Tiny • Essex Is Crap • Everyone Goes To The Toilet • That's Where It Is • Don't Knock The Police Force • Schools Out Of Teachers • Charles and Di and Friends • We Were Only Obeying Orders
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| Series 12
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Implausible • Everything's Coming Up Roses • Sod Off Paul • We Wish We Were Black • Nobody's Doing it Now • Why Can't The World Be Like Hello • Lonesome Charlie Windsor • The Kuwaiti Song • For The Times They Aren't-A Changing
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| Series 13
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Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now • Our House • The Leader of Iraq • There's No Business, Like No Business • It's Not Unusual • We're Glad Not To Be Gay • Thank U Tory Voters
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| Series 14
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Tomorrow • Kill the Pigs • Modern Christmas Carols • Non, je ne regrette rien • No Lyrics • I Will Survive • Let's Blow the Whole World Up • We shall not be there • Hey Good Lookin' • Whiny Crappy People • My Brother • Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better) • Are You Getting Old or Are We Shite • You’ll Never Walk Alone
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| Series 15
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Shabba Man • (How the Hell) Do We Get Away With It • The Good Bit • Ike Turner Blues • Sex Machine • Prat Out of Hell
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| Series 16
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Should I Stay Or Should I Go • A Night at the Opera • Singing Bjollocks • Looking Bloody Stupid • Big Deal • When You're Royal And In Love • It's All Gone Horribly Wrong
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| Series 17
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My Name is Naomi • Tune • Baby It's Cack • Charles' Life • You Can't Get Rid of Me
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| Series 18
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Haven't You Heard This Song Before? • I've Got No Money • Showbiz People • Reach Out and Touch (Somebody's Hand) • We're Alright • You Make Me Want To Spit
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| Specials
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We're Useless • Tomorrow Belongs To Me • Perry Como (song) • Hey Ronnie • Who Will Buy? • Food, Dangerous Food • Reviewing The Situation • Send In The Troops • America! • Talk To The Liberals • Pinstripe Wizard • Always Look On The Bright Side of Life • Politically Correct Terrance Chants
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Ayatollah Song • The Singing Detective Song
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