Leave Twitter
Air Date
24th October 2020
Leave Twitter is a Spitting Image Revival song parodying the people on Twitter, and getting cancelled. The song's main parody is to show how celebrities are leaving Twitter, just to go back to it again.
Lyrics Twitter Birds :
Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet
Isn’t Twitter neat (neat)?
Breaking news, funny jokes
Sending love to all your folks.
Taylor Swift :
You've got it wrong! You silly birds 'cuz everyone on Twitter is a turd!
Piers Morgan :
280 characters and everyone's a snowflake!
James Corden :
Prince Andrew doesn't sweat that's the very latest hot take!
Taylor Swift :
The death threats from the incels come from all around the globe!
Kim Kardashian :
Oh, look, another writer is a massive transphobe!
Dwayne Johnson :
You Tweet something innocent like: "I like weekends".
A million people answer back, "Hey, that Tweet offends!
It's insensitive to people who have no friends!"
Tiny Kevin Hart :
I hope you still like weekends, when your career ends!
Piers Morgan :
You're cancelled!
Adele :
This platform is making a shit world shitter!
Everyone:
That's it, we are done, we are leaving Twitter!
Beyoncé :
Goodbye to the reply guys, the performatively woke cries,
The can't take the joke bros, the rewrite your joke hos,
The snitch-tagging jerks and the tweet-stealing berks,
The mouth-breathing pussies and the pussy-grabbing wussies
The mansplainer dicks,
The dick-pic-sending pricks - Get your wieners out my DMs, boy - Hashtag this!
Twitter Birds :
Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet
You post has been retweeted most
You hot take is about to win
Don’t you want to log back in?
Taylor Swift :
I said that I would leave, but then I came right back!
James Corden :
I love, love, love to be a self-promoting hack!
Piers Morgan :
Just going to quickly call someone a pedo
Adele :
Here's a major spoiler from your favorite TV show!
Kim Kardashian :
Who cares if Twitter gives you an awful world view?
Everyone:
We will never, ever, ever, ever, ever quit you!
Navigation
Spitting Image Song Guide
Classic
Series 1 The Cheese Protest Song • I'm Perfect • The Underwear Protest Song • Just A Prince Who Can't Say No • The Grantham Anthem • Don’t Fancy That John • The Fat Song • What Torvill Does With Dean • Da Do Run Ron • You Got My Name Tag • Close Your Eyes • MacGregor's • Every Bomb You Make
Series 2 WAR • We're Wets • Black Moustache • You Couldn’t Meet A Nicer Bloke Than God • Clean Rugby Songs • The Invisible Man • We'll Go Go Go All The Way To Mexico • Teeth, Lips, Hair, Botty • Our Time Is Gone • I've Never Met a Nice South African • Interface Lead • Big Busters • Problems • Bonnie Scotland • Born To Teach Woodwork • Anteater Song • Deck of Cards
Series 3 We're Scared of Bob • The Ronnie Reagan Song • Repetition • Steve Interesting Davis • Jerusalem Hymn • Aisles of Sainsbury's • We Got Beards • The Chicken Song • Our Generation • Hello, You Must Be Going • To All the Girls I've Snogged Before • Hey George • Royal Sing-A-Long • Baby I'm Yours • Making Nice Curtains • Lessons • 1st Atheist Tabernacle Choir • Weird • Santa Claus Is On The Dole
Series 4 Mad • Goodbye • Coke is the Pits • Condoms • Nobody Knows What I'm On About • Every Silver Lining Has A Cloud • We Are The Royal Family
Series 5 We’ve Got A Lovely Bunch Of Swiming Pools • Commons of House • The Youth Rap • When Will I? • Kylie Minogue • Putting Out The Ritz • Please Cry For Me, Filipinos • Not Quite Free • It Really Doesn't Matter • Last Night At The Yobs • Estate Agent Song • Prince Andrew Sea Shanty • My Way
Series 6 I'm Sure Livin' Since I Died • We're the Has-Beens • Blues at Ten • Safe Viewing • We've Ruined the World • Our God
Series 7 Green Fever • California Reagans • Every Time We Say Goodbye • Apart-Aid • Dawn of a New Age • When You're 65 • Keepin' On Rockin' • All Things Nice and Lucrative
Series 8 Go Now • Shabby Endings • Private Transplant Mart • The Jails Are Packed • We All Hate Jeremy Beadle • Sick As A Moon • M25 • The Bland Song • Harry Secombe
Series 9 I'm Queen • Cry, Gazza, Cry • Walk On By • We're Guilty • The Christmas Singles • It's All For Charity • Loadsanotes
Series 10 Life The American Way • I Cocked It Up Again! • We're Going Bald • Thank God For Actors • You Need Arms • You Just Can't Hate John Major
Series 11 My Willy Is Tiny • Essex Is Crap • Everyone Goes To The Toilet • That's Where It Is • Don't Knock The Police Force • Schools Out Of Teachers • Charles and Di and Friends • We Were Only Obeying Orders
Series 12 Implausible • Everything's Coming Up Roses • Sod Off Paul • We Wish We Were Black • Nobody's Doing it Now • Why Can't The World Be Like Hello • Lonesome Charlie Windsor • The Kuwaiti Song • For The Times They Aren't-A Changing
Series 13 Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now • Our House • The Leader of Iraq • There's No Business, Like No Business • It's Not Unusual • We're Glad Not To Be Gay • Thank U Tory Voters
Series 14 Tomorrow • Kill the Pigs • Modern Christmas Carols • Non, je ne regrette rien • No Lyrics • I Will Survive • Let's Blow the Whole World Up • We shall not be there • Hey Good Lookin' • Whiny Crappy People • My Brother • Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better) • Are You Getting Old or Are We Shite • You’ll Never Walk Alone
Series 15 Shabba Man • (How the Hell) Do We Get Away With It • The Good Bit • Ike Turner Blues • Sex Machine • Prat Out of Hell
Series 16 Should I Stay Or Should I Go • A Night at the Opera • Singing Bjollocks • Looking Bloody Stupid • Big Deal • When You're Royal And In Love • It's All Gone Horribly Wrong
Series 17 My Name is Naomi • Tune • Baby It's Cack • Charles' Life • You Can't Get Rid of Me
Series 18 Haven't You Heard This Song Before? • I've Got No Money • Showbiz People • Reach Out and Touch (Somebody's Hand) • We're Alright • You Make Me Want To Spit
Specials We're Useless • Tomorrow Belongs To Me • Perry Como (song) • Hey Ronnie • Who Will Buy? • Food, Dangerous Food • Reviewing The Situation • Send In The Troops • America! • Talk To The Liberals • Pinstripe Wizard • Always Look On The Bright Side of Life • Politically Correct Terrance Chants
Unused
Ayatollah Song • The Singing Detective Song