M25 is a song from Series 8, Episode 5. It's about the London Orbital Motorway, and a great exaggeration of the traffic there.
Lyrics
Well, if you plan to take a vacation
and you can handle hardship and frustration
take a drive on the M25
Caught in a jam at West Station near Staines
I met a girl at the outside lane
we got hitched at junction number 6
9 months later, to the very day,
we had a baby boy, it took my heart away,
life was fine at junction number 9.
Next year, met a trucker, name of Lou
He showed my window what a Yorkie bar could do
she went to Lou at Junction 22
I took to the bottle, drank my life away,
I lived and died on a motorway....
Take my advice, if you wanna take a drive:
STAY OFF THE M25!!! WOO!
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| Classic
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| Series 1
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The Cheese Protest Song • I'm Perfect • The Underwear Protest Song • Just A Prince Who Can't Say No • The Grantham Anthem • Don’t Fancy That John • The Fat Song • What Torvill Does With Dean • Da Do Run Ron • You Got My Name Tag • Close Your Eyes • MacGregor's • Every Bomb You Make
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| Series 2
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WAR • We're Wets • Black Moustache • You Couldn’t Meet A Nicer Bloke Than God • Clean Rugby Songs • The Invisible Man • We'll Go Go Go All The Way To Mexico • Teeth, Lips, Hair, Botty • Our Time Is Gone • I've Never Met a Nice South African • Interface Lead • Big Busters • Problems • Bonnie Scotland • Born To Teach Woodwork • Anteater Song • Deck of Cards
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| Series 3
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We're Scared of Bob • The Ronnie Reagan Song • Repetition • Steve Interesting Davis • Jerusalem Hymn • Aisles of Sainsbury's • We Got Beards • The Chicken Song • Our Generation • Hello, You Must Be Going • To All the Girls I've Snogged Before • Hey George • Royal Sing-A-Long • Baby I'm Yours • Making Nice Curtains • Lessons • 1st Atheist Tabernacle Choir • Weird • Santa Claus Is On The Dole
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| Series 4
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Mad • Goodbye • Coke is the Pits • Condoms • Nobody Knows What I'm On About • Every Silver Lining Has A Cloud • We Are The Royal Family
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| Series 5
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We’ve Got A Lovely Bunch Of Swiming Pools • Commons of House • The Youth Rap • When Will I? • Kylie Minogue • Putting Out The Ritz • Please Cry For Me, Filipinos • Not Quite Free • It Really Doesn't Matter • Last Night At The Yobs • Estate Agent Song • Prince Andrew Sea Shanty • My Way
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| Series 6
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I'm Sure Livin' Since I Died • We're the Has-Beens • Blues at Ten • Safe Viewing • We've Ruined the World • Our God
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| Series 7
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Green Fever • California Reagans • Every Time We Say Goodbye • Apart-Aid • Dawn of a New Age • When You're 65 • Keepin' On Rockin' • All Things Nice and Lucrative
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| Series 8
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Go Now • Shabby Endings • Private Transplant Mart • The Jails Are Packed • We All Hate Jeremy Beadle • Sick As A Moon • M25 • The Bland Song • Harry Secombe
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| Series 9
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I'm Queen • Cry, Gazza, Cry • Walk On By • We're Guilty • The Christmas Singles • It's All For Charity • Loadsanotes
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| Series 10
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Life The American Way • I Cocked It Up Again! • We're Going Bald • Thank God For Actors • You Need Arms • You Just Can't Hate John Major
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| Series 11
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My Willy Is Tiny • Essex Is Crap • Everyone Goes To The Toilet • That's Where It Is • Don't Knock The Police Force • Schools Out Of Teachers • Charles and Di and Friends • We Were Only Obeying Orders
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| Series 12
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Implausible • Everything's Coming Up Roses • Sod Off Paul • We Wish We Were Black • Nobody's Doing it Now • Why Can't The World Be Like Hello • Lonesome Charlie Windsor • The Kuwaiti Song • For The Times They Aren't-A Changing
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| Series 13
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Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now • Our House • The Leader of Iraq • There's No Business, Like No Business • It's Not Unusual • We're Glad Not To Be Gay • Thank U Tory Voters
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| Series 14
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Tomorrow • Kill the Pigs • Modern Christmas Carols • Non, je ne regrette rien • No Lyrics • I Will Survive • Let's Blow the Whole World Up • We shall not be there • Hey Good Lookin' • Whiny Crappy People • My Brother • Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better) • Are You Getting Old or Are We Shite • You’ll Never Walk Alone
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| Series 15
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Shabba Man • (How the Hell) Do We Get Away With It • The Good Bit • Ike Turner Blues • Sex Machine • Prat Out of Hell
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| Series 16
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Should I Stay Or Should I Go • A Night at the Opera • Singing Bjollocks • Looking Bloody Stupid • Big Deal • When You're Royal And In Love • It's All Gone Horribly Wrong
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| Series 17
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My Name is Naomi • Tune • Baby It's Cack • Charles' Life • You Can't Get Rid of Me
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| Series 18
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Haven't You Heard This Song Before? • I've Got No Money • Showbiz People • Reach Out and Touch (Somebody's Hand) • We're Alright • You Make Me Want To Spit
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| Specials
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We're Useless • Tomorrow Belongs To Me • Perry Como (song) • Hey Ronnie • Who Will Buy? • Food, Dangerous Food • Reviewing The Situation • Send In The Troops • America! • Talk To The Liberals • Pinstripe Wizard • Always Look On The Bright Side of Life • Politically Correct Terrance Chants
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| Unused
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Ayatollah Song • The Singing Detective Song
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