Hey George
Hey George is a song from Series 3, Episode 9 of Spitting Image. It follows Andrew Ridgeley as he unsuccessfully taunts George Michael about his newfound solo career.
Lyrics
(Andrew Ridgeley ): Bet you thought I’d never make it on my own Bet you thought I was just a pretty face Bet you thought it was George who had the talent Well, who’d you think made all the songs rhyme… then?
(Chorus): Come on, it was George!
(Andrew Ridgeley ): Alright, it was George Bet you thought I was totally tone-deaf Bet you thought I couldn’t sing in tune Bet you’re feeling pretty foolish Well if you’re not, now you will be pretty soon Bloody hell! That rhymed!
(Chorus): That was just a fluke!
(Andrew Ridgeley ): (Hey George!) Now you think you’re free (Hey George!) Who’s gonna make the tea? (Hey George!) So you think you’re the star? (Hey George!) How do you plug in this guitar? Who’d you think had to sleep with all the groupies? Who’d you think had to go to all the nightclubs? Who’d you think had to take half of the royalties? Who’d you think stayed up late to write this tune?
(Chorus): We think it was George!
(Andrew Ridgeley ): Alright, it was George (Hey George!) Now this song is nearly through (Hey George!) My career is over too (Hey George!) Now I’ll be a Grand Prix star (Hey George!) … would you like to drive the car?
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Series 1
The Cheese Protest Song • I'm Perfect • The Underwear Protest Song • Just A Prince Who Can't Say No • The Grantham Anthem • Don’t Fancy That John • The Fat Song • What Torvill Does With Dean • Da Do Run Ron • You Got My Name Tag • Close Your Eyes • MacGregor's • Every Bomb You Make
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We're Scared of Bob • The Ronnie Reagan Song • Repetition • Steve Interesting Davis • Jerusalem Hymn • Aisles of Sainsbury's • We Got Beards • The Chicken Song • Our Generation • Hello, You Must Be Going • To All the Girls I've Snogged Before • Hey George • Royal Sing-A-Long • Baby I'm Yours • Making Nice Curtains • Lessons • 1st Atheist Tabernacle Choir • Weird • Santa Claus Is On The Dole
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Life The American Way • I Cocked It Up Again! • We're Going Bald • Thank God For Actors • You Need Arms • You Just Can't Hate John Major
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Implausible • Everything's Coming Up Roses • Sod Off Paul • We Wish We Were Black • Nobody's Doing it Now • Why Can't The World Be Like Hello • Lonesome Charlie Windsor • The Kuwaiti Song • For The Times They Aren't-A Changing
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Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now • Our House • The Leader of Iraq • There's No Business, Like No Business • It's Not Unusual • We're Glad Not To Be Gay • Thank U Tory Voters
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Tomorrow • Kill the Pigs • Modern Christmas Carols • Non, je ne regrette rien • No Lyrics • I Will Survive • Let's Blow the Whole World Up • We shall not be there • Hey Good Lookin' • Whiny Crappy People • My Brother • Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better) • Are You Getting Old or Are We Shite • You’ll Never Walk Alone
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My Name is Naomi • Tune • Baby It's Cack • Charles' Life • You Can't Get Rid of Me
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Haven't You Heard This Song Before? • I've Got No Money • Showbiz People • Reach Out and Touch (Somebody's Hand) • We're Alright • You Make Me Want To Spit
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We're Useless • Tomorrow Belongs To Me • Perry Como (song) • Hey Ronnie • Who Will Buy? • Food, Dangerous Food • Reviewing The Situation • Send In The Troops • America! • Talk To The Liberals • Pinstripe Wizard • Always Look On The Bright Side of Life • Politically Correct Terrance Chants
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Ayatollah Song • The Singing Detective Song