Election Song is from the fourth episode of Newzoids. It is a parody of “Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift, the song itself mocks the 2015 UK Election Cycle and how all the political leaders of each party want the voters to vote for them.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
(David Cameron):
Politics it's just game.
(Ed Miliband):
None of us have any shame.
(Cameron & Miliband):
Now it's time for you to vote!
(Nick Clegg):
I think I'll go and get my coat.
(Cheerleaders):
Mmhmm.
(Natalie Bennett):
They’re doing interviews on Green.
(Nigel Farage):
I'm far posher than I seem.
(Alex Salmond):
Independence is my aim.
(Cheerleaders):
Mmhmm.
(Leanne Wood):
Even I forget my name.
(Boris Johnson):
Mmhmm.
(David Cameron):
Another coalition.
(Ed Miliband):
Such nightmare vision.
(Nicola Sturgeon):
Who wins is my decision.
(Nigel Farage):
or it could be mine.
(Nick Clegg):
or mine! No? C´mon guys.
[Chorus 1]
(Everyone + Cooper):
The voters are gonna hate hate hate hate hate,
None of us are great great great great great.
(Nigel Farage):
Now I pretend I'm a mate mate mate mate- (burps)
(Alex Salmond):
We put the voters off.
(Ed Miliband):
Voters off.
[Verse 2]
(David Cameron):
I know you want to punch my face.
(Ed Miliband):
You think I'm a waste of space.
(Nick Clegg):
Whichever one of us you choose.
(Cameron, Miliband & Clegg):
Mmhmm.
(Salmond, Farage, Bennett, Sturgeon & Wood):
The whole country is gonna lose.
(Female politicians):
Mmhmm.
(David Cameron):
But let's make one thing clear.
(Ed Miliband):
Things might be bad here.
(Cameron, Miliband & Clegg):
But look at North Korea.
(Kim Jong Un):
No voting here at all, STICK YOU UP AGAINST THE WALL!!
[Chorus 2]
(Everyone):
We're also bloody lame lame lame lame lame,
You really can't be blamed blamed blamed blamed blamed,
If you think we're the same same same same same.
(David Cameron):
We put the voters off.
(Ed Miliband):
The voters off!
(Everyone):
So as you go to the polls polls polls polls,
Whichever us ass holes holes holes,
Suck the least out of your souls souls souls.
[Outro]
(David Cameron):
Vote for me!
(Ed Miliband):
Vote for me!
(Salmond & Farage):
Vote for me!
(Nick Clegg):
Vote for me!
(Bennett, Sturgeon & Wood):
Me me me!
(Salmond & Farage):
Vote for me!
(Ed Miliband):
Vote for me!
(Cameron and female politicians):
Me me me!
(Eric Pickles):
Vote for me!
(Natalie Bennett):
Vote for me!
(Nigel Farage):
Me me me!
(Bennett, Sturgeon & Wood):
Vote for me!
(David Cameron):
Me me me!
(Ed Miliband):
Vote for meeee!